Hey! Where are all the web ring embeds?!!!

Well, I'm personally the type of guy who likes Easter eggs. I want to put things in interesting places. Unfortunately, that kinda defeats the purpose of a web ring, right? I mean, you should be able to easily navigate around between these creators! So to make the best of both worlds, I have made this handy dandy encyclopedia of my "hidden" web rings!

burger_ring
Burger Ring is a webring for those who love fast food, no matter the chain. The widget is a drive-thru window of the restaurant. Your order can be taken at the Bob's Burgers shrine.
ssg_ring
I hope to join SSGRing soon. I am just getting into Neocities and I personally prefer to use my IDE while developing. I discovered this one through Burger Ring. There was a user with an avatar of the error smiley face and a quote of "undefined". I knew immediately that must be a programmer. It turned out to be JB. I saw he hosted this one.
tin_wallet
The WIMSE webring ('What's Inside My altoidS wallEt') uses a fun, pocket-sized craft to express creativity, personality and identity! The members of our webring decorate a tin box with their own personal spin, and their tin box is displayed with our widget. You can view mine at my personal Tin Wallet shrine.
wumbological_society
I'd like to either find a Spongebob web ring or create one called "The Wumbological Society of Bikini Bottom".

To the right, you'll see a blurb for a random webring. This is a service coordinated by evehibi. I think this is so cool. I hope to get a webring of my own off the ground soon and added to this.